Brenner’s attempt to limit public access to a public official by charging $500 per question is ludicrous, probably illegal and certainly a perversion of the concept of transparency and the so-called notion of “open government.” Here’s our list of question we’d like to ask our amphibian Delaware County Recorder, Kermit “Frogenstein” Brenner
- Just what private sector experience do you have Frogenstein?
Let’s see a real résumé that can be verified with names and dates associated with your eleven years of “private sector experience”
We think you’re lying. - What small business did you own and run?
Describe it in detail and prove it, things like tax returns, payroll, workers comp certificates – you know what you have if you really have or had a business . Don’t lie to us, exaggerate or weasel. - Exactly how will you lower my taxes, bring jobs to Ohio, improve government efficiency? Be specific, descriptive and precise as to how you will accomplish these things as a member of the Ohio House of Representatives. (BTW –How come SaraMarie is going by her maiden name on your flyers now?)
- What rights do you support when you say you plan to focus on “protecting the rights of gun owners”?
- Lots of criminals and maybe some terrorists own or at least have possession of firearms; exactly what rights of these terrorists and criminal gun owners do you wish to protect? Be specific and don’t equivocate – you are focusing on the rights of gun owners. Which rights and which gun owners are you going to protect or exclude from your focus?
- Since you don’t have any education related expertise or credentials exactly what is your plan for “reforming education”? (BTW Mrs. Brenner (a.k.a Miss Piggy) went to more colleges than most pro-football scouts, did she ever actually graduate from one?)
- Explain the rights that the unborn have that you are going to protect – how exactly are you going to do that? Are you an "unborn?"
- Exactly what issues of property rights and eminent domain are you going to focus on as a legislator? Be unequivocal and specific without the rhetoric.
- Why don’t you just explain your focus on “death tax” and taxes in general?
- How does your plan for eliminating bureaucracy and reforming government work? Be specific now and tell us all the details, don’t weasel and waffle let’s hear what you got.
- For the record, Ohio entered the 21st century almost ten years ago, but you seem to doubt that fact so tell us in great detail what you mean when you say you are focusing in a “retool Ohio into a 21st century[sic] state“ - How are you going to do that?
There’s many more Like – are you serious? Are you f-ing kidding me with this $500 BS? Tell us Frogenstein, what’s it feel like to be short, bald, weak and stupid? But we can hardly afford specific questions so we won’t ask the obvious.
Perhaps more questions ought to be asked of the Delaware County Republican Party, Teri Morgan, George Kaitsa, and Pat Tiberi who are among the local political dimwits who support or endorse Frogenstein as he tries to jackass his way into yet another rung on his political ladder to nowhere.
What we are envisioning is a huge fund-raiser where we could play Political Jeopardy where contestants could see the answer and have to state a proper response in the form of a question. Like this: I’m an asshole narcissistic midget who wants to be in every office but the one I ran for. Correct response: Who is Frogenstein, Delaware County Recorder Andrew Oran Brenner.
Maybe we could do a Millionaire version and involve the audience and experts. Oh what fun! If we raise enough cash then we can ask our elected officials whatever question pops into our minds without worrying about that $500 fee they want.
Republicans should be ashamed and angry that the Brenners exist amongst them and constantly pervert their message and principles. The real question is, What is the DCRP gonna do about it? We bet nothing!
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